1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You pole danced in your parka.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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