she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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