Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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