there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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