Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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