Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she looked like the before picture.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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