is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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