mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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