so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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