IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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