After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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