how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
