so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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