you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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