Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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