Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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