So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
