Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just want to make out with him forever
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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