ya dads aren't the best wingmen
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have aggressive nipples.