yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's Friday. Sex?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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