Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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