Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Randomize
