but the lizard people decide everything anyway
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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