we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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