By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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