girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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