How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my shit smells like andre
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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