Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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