Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Man, jail baloney is awful.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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