Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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