This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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