I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The air taste purple.
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