is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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