did you get engaged???
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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