How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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