I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You dont lie about slip and slides
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
