Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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