Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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