saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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