ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
