in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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