Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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