Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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