And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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