Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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