Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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