Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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