idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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