brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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