so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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