she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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