I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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