Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just gift wrapped bread.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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