***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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