if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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