Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
